Monday 27 April 2015

Mini Film Review - I Could Never Be Your Woman (2007)



This film was a major shock to the system; I went in expecting a basic run-of-the-mill romantic comedy and was flabbergasted at the sheer offensive I took from the very first few moments. Here the character of "Mother Nature" () manages to insult both women working, conscientious objectors and the entire baby boomer generation, and the character goes on to spread her view that middle aged women are past their prime, worthless and should make the way clear for the next generation. 

You may say this is one individual character, and for me not to judge a film's crudeness on the lines of her alone, however the characters are all somewhat assholes, going on to insult homosexuals ( or as they say "queers"), make holocaust jokes and employ almost all nerd clichés possible all within the course of this mere hour and a half film. The main leads on the other hand,  and , are excellent, their talent and onscreen chemistry allowing one to forget about the terrible sub plots and base humor.

This film's presentation of youth is god-awful. The teenagers in this film are constantly annoying, making prank phone calls, being disgusting and swooning over guys to no end, even by the low standards people expect from child actors they fail to reach even that lofty bar. Their excessive use of terrible youth speak is painful to the ears, the main TV show of the latter  half of the film even being called "The Shizzle" in a desperate plea to appeal to the younger market.

Over all this film feels like 3 distinctly separate projects; one a teenage story of an annoying rebelious girl's first irrelivent crush, another a crude unfunny waste of time feeling like filler to the plot just to make the film last ninety minutes,all while spouting faux-deep messages of nature and the human desire for base pleasure, and finally a fairly cute story that was fairly engaging romantic comedy that would be a film I would actually recommend, had it been stand alone.
Rating - 
Direction - 3.5/5
Soundtrack -1/5
Plot - 2/5
Characters - 2.2/5
Overall - 8.7/20

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